Dear World

I haven't been seeing many friends or family (other than my parents) lately, and they're starting to wonder what's up. I told everyone in my community that I underwent an emergency surgery to remove an abscess in my uterus and am bed-ridden at my parents' house, when in reality, I got liposuction on my torso area. I've always been self-conscious about my body, but am too embarrassed to admit having undergone plastic surgery. I still have some swelling and am in major pain, but I'm thrilled with the results. No one will suspect anything, and for that, I'm grateful! Be wise...Tell Lies! :-)