Dear Neighbor

You are the queen of overreaction. You think you are the queen of a lot of things. I don’t understand why you found it to be such a shock; it was a pretty obvious choice. I realize that you get upset when everything doesn’t go your way, but you are not a child anymore. That’s life. Sometimes people do not get to room with exactly who they want to, or exactly where they want to. Very few people colossally freak out like you did. So I guess I applaud you on that one.

I suppose I just wanted to let you know, that when you finally decide to stop being such a bitch and acknowledge our presences, we might not want to acknowledge yours. Nobody wants a friend that will ignore them for days. Also, nobody wants to room with someone who plots to take away their free will. You are nobody’s mother, and you cannot control how people act.

So I guess have fun with whatever you end up doing next year. And above all, be jealous of all the fun I am having with the people you wanted to be your roommates. Maybe if you weren’t such a bitch they would have wanted to room with you.

Thanks for making it easy not to feel bad for you.