Please get off my TV. You are not funny, and honestly, you never have been. I had nothing but respect for your late brother, but you sir, are a jackass. You come across not as a buffoon, as you would hope to, but as a dickhead. You seem arrogant and you definitely seem unfunny.
I would appreciate it if you would retire.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this.
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